I am
...getting rained on in Tokyo.
...old enough to drink alcohol but not old enough to know when to stop.
...blogging since 02/22/03.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
I had my cell phone stolen there but I still heart CPH In November 2006 I furnished a flat for the very first time in my life and even hung up some pictures. After all, nesting is expected once you arrive at your final destination. And what a superb destination it is: Bohemian Berlin with its stiletto-eating pavements and the 1€ doner kebabs, the no dress code clubs and all night public transportation. Inhabited by wonderful people like BB who makes you sandwiches and AC who gets you drunk on Ricard in dodgy areas of the city.
However I was overly optimistic when I put nails into my living room wall to settle for good. One of my dumber alter egos decided that it's all going too well and therefore has accepted a job in Copenhagen. She thinks it might be fun to eat Danish hot dogs and learn a language that evolved from a throat disease in the third most expensive city in the world.
But I shouldn't despair, there are some things to look forward to:
Leaving the office at 5 p.m.
A surplus of attractive Scandinavian lads at my disposal
Christmas beer
Besides, a country that puts these comic strips in its newspaper must rock harder that a diamond.
27 down but I'm not telling which Here's the brain child of an afternoon spent in a Cambridgean pub with my best friend RP. It's occupational therapy in numbers: 100 things Annie might do before she dies. It's work in progress, so feel free to give suggestions in the comments.
1. Spend Christmas at a beach 2. Sex at a public place 3. Visit the five continents 4. Eat a guinnea pig/kangaroo/bison/alligator/snake 5. Eat worms/insects/snails 6. Go to a strip club 7. Kick somebody into the crotch 8. Go skinny dipping 9. Enter a food competition 10. Drink a guy under the table 11. Swim in the ice 12. Have a toga party 13. Be the "other" woman 14. Wear a pink/leather mini skirt 15. Step into a dog pile in Paris 16. Eat in restaurants with 50 different cuisines 17. Start and stop smoking 18. Smoke pot and feel it 19. Strip 20. Pee in a front yard 21. Bake a space cake 22. Sing karaoke 23. Dye your hair platinum blond 24. Get a Brazilian wax 25. Get into a fight 26. Get a black eye 27. Learn ballroom dancing 28. Go on a road trip 29. Buy a sex toy 30. Party until 7am and have breakfast 31. Hitchhike/Pick up a hitchhiker 32. Plant a tree 33. Go whitewater rafting 34. Flash your tits at Mardi Gras 35. Fast for a week 36. Speed/Online dating 37. Get lost in the woods (or while hiking) 38. Spend Valentine's Day with someone you love 39. Bungee Jumping 40. Travel on a hot air balloon 41. Impersonating royalty 42. Get licked by a camel/llama 43. Have a blackout and wake up naked 44. Laugh until you pee 45. Dance in a rain storm 46. Kiss someone from the same sex 47. Have a friend with benefits 48. Miss a flight and not care 49. Get hammered from champagne only 50. Eat sheep's testicles 51. Buy a diamond 52. Drunk dial and declare your love 53. Have a cleaner/maid 54. Swim with dolphins 55. Cook a dinner for 30 people 56. Insult a celebrity in person 57. Call into work sick when you're not 58. Fly an airplane 59. Spend time on a deserted island 60. Publish a short story 61. Get drunk with your boss 62. Learn an obscure sport 63. Vent your anger on your belongings 64. Hit on a stranger in a supermarket 65. Crash a party 66. Sew your own clothes/knit a sweater 67. Have dinner at a Michelin star restaurant 68. Invite a homeless person for dinner 69. Fire a gun
