Rock bottom Welcome to the new and improved pathetic me: Lying in bed before 10pm and watching Ally McBeal. Like my friend TF just told me on the phone, I'm a tub of Ben & Jerry's away from depression. Of course, he's frolicking in Denmark on his holidays while I am slaving away in the office from hell. He redeemed himself, however, when he added that he got me a present. I hope it's a tall, blond Dane.